OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! holy crap....

i...........
want..........................
BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contrary to popular belief, the Ninja Turtles are actually based on a true story... Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned Karate...

And god said unto John... "Come forth and recieve eternal life.", but John came fifth, and won a toaster...

Three rabbits are sitting on a log in the forest, one keels over and dies... Buy a bike ~ Lewis Black

A little about me:------------------------------------------

Name: Cory Zeiner

Age: 17

Favorite Colors: Black, Orange, Green

Favorite Foods : Ramen, Deviled Eggs, Cheesecake, Tapioca, and Spaghettios

Favorite Song : Killer Queen

Likes: Sex, Chinese food, drawing, Computers and video games, Making Videos, Annoying others, Making people laugh, and having fun!

Dislikes: Sushi, Coconut, Yaoi, Making people feel bad, People who think they're tougher than they are, and going to the DMV (who doesn't hate that).



YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!
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